Mary Russell’s Story: Week 7

The story thus far:

Miss Russell, in acknowledgment of the Fifteen Weeks of Bees celebration under way in the Laurie R. King e-universe, chose to explain to the world through the device of her MySpace blog the manner in which she came to deliver the Russell Memoirs to Ms King. This, week seven of the Fifteen Weeks, finds us this far in the story:

In the early weeks of 1992 Miss Russell, having searched for three years for a suitable candidate to edit her memoirs, located the granddaughter of a childhood friend from San Francisco. However, before she could open negotiations with Ms King, the rural Sussex home that she shared with the aged Sherlock Holmes was invaded by, and I quote her, “a ravening pack of Sherlockians.” These American enthusiasts surrounded the house, forcing Russell to summon defence in the form of Patrick, grandson of her original farm manager, and a member of the local dramatic society, who had played a somewhat flamboyant stage Holmes. With him in place, Russell and the real Holmes packed up their memorabilia and prepared their home for a siege.

Mary Russell: My Story


With the trunk of manuscripts and memorabilia securely packed, I went upstairs and assembled a pair of valises for us, that we might at least keep dry and comfortable in exile during the American siege. I doubted that they had found my own house in Oxford—I would have heard, had there been strangers climbing over the walls and loitering out front—but Holmes and I have not made it to our respective ages by making easy assumptions.

Night came. The cook did the washing up and grumbled her way towards bed. The downstairs lights were turned off, then those in the laboratory, and finally the bedroom went dark. All this time, Patrick sat prominently behind the wheel of the Land Rover while the dogs prowled the grounds.

Except that shortly after dark, Patrick’s outline in the car was in fact a scarecrow made of stuffed shirts and a hat. Leaving the more obedient of his two dogs to guard the dummy and the car, and the less obedient one inside the house to bark warningly, the three of us set off across the dark landscape.

One advantage of having walked the Downs for the better part of a century—daylight and dark, rain and snow—is that one’s feet know the way when one’s eyes do not. We strolled in easy silence over the cropped grass, keeping to the sheep-tracks to reduce the sound of crackling frost. In half an hour, we came out in the roadside car-park near the road to Eastbourne, and Patrick went forward to tap at the window of the Mercedes sedan that waited there.


  1. Andrea on March 18, 2009 at 4:32 am

    I wonder if Greg House (House MD) is a son of Russel and Holmes … Has anyone thought of this … He lives in a appartment with the number 221b … he solves puzzles has an interesting attitude towards religion. He can deduce a great deal from just looking at a person. Uses Vicodin …loves musik …

  2. Chris on March 18, 2009 at 6:23 am

    I’m loving these – maybe we can have them enclosed within Russell 10 as a short story!

  3. Scott on March 18, 2009 at 11:09 pm

    Well, Andrea, I believe House is actually based on and meant to be a somewhat-thinly-disguised version of Holmes, so you’re seeing that. I suppose he could be some sort of relative though; it worked for the Wold-Newton folks after all. 😉

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